ExtenZe Commercials Were Directed By Satan – All Wrong

Extenze….their so called “male enhancement” pill, their horrific commercials, their cheezy-ass, 1980s-looking logo (why is the Z capitalized?).

The Extenze commercials are probably the worst part.

The guy in the beginning of the commercial really irritates me, especially that supposedly natural smirk he makes after he rhetorically asks, “A capsule that can make a man larger?”

And the lady’s face when she says “that certain part of a male body”…. It is hilarious that while she is saying it has been “scientifically proven” there is writing saying “This product has not been evaluated by the F.D.A.” Why don’t they let it be evaluated by the FDA? And where’s the scientific proof? I bet the “key ingredient” is dog shit the owner scooped up in his back yard while counting the millions of dollars he’s making off of men’s insecurities.

“It’s not a gimmick; it’s real science”. They think they will convince you by showing some “scientists” playing with multi-colored water in a lab. and then comes Doctor Stein… For the right buck, lots of “doctors” would come out on this commercial and put their stupid mug on it. Real natural how he uses the phrase “that certain part of a male body” just like the lady…

(note: due to lawsuits of they claims they were making, ExtenZe has removed the commercial where possible, but you can find an old, camera recorded version here…).

Other entertaining ExtenZe advertising was their infomercials… surveys have shown that 60% of women are not happy with their man’s penis size? Why didn’t my girl tell me!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZxdDG1Gs6I

I would have loved to walk on the set and punch these hosts, even the “lady”, in the face…

I’m not even going to waste any more time with this bullshit ExtenZe commercials… a little background on my “research” with ExtenZe: I took these pills for a few months a number of years back… As soon as I started taking it, I had a semi-erection all the time (that’s why they give you a weeks supply). But after about five months, and some annoying stomach problems, I stopped taking these fraudulant (and overpriced pills).

My erection hadn’t grown a millimeter. A good friend of mine confessed to me that he bought Extenze recently, and tried out the pills for a few months as well. Same results as me; not a damn thing to his penis size.

Or look up “complaint boards Extenze” or “lawsuit Extenze” … you’ll see the truth.

What ExtenZe WILL do…

Look… ExtenZe WILL boost your libido, improve erections, and can give you a slightly larger flaccid hang, due to the improved bloodflow. Same as Enzyte (EnzyTe?) and all other male enhancement pills.  They all contain natural herbs, minerals and aphrodisiacs that have been scientifically shown to do so…

But they will not measurably make your penis larger, not even by a millimeter.

My main issues with them are:

1) How hard they try to “develop” a man’s insecurity, in order to sell them pills

2) The claims they make are not true, so they won’t satisfy this insecurity

3) They are a bit pricey, and have suspicious charging methods (this may have changed… haven’t purchased from them in years).

That’s my problem with them… if they clean up their act, then I’d say they are a decent pill to improve sexual performance.

If you really do want to make your penis bigger…

Look, there’s no way to make your penis bigger in a week…and there is no lazy solution like pills or medicines that can increase the size of penis. There are manual exercises that work to make your penis bigger that have helped me gain more than an inch and a half in extra erection length, some good girth and a bigger flaccid size (and still gaining).

My erections have also gotten stronger. It may be hard to believe for some who’ve never heard of it, so at the end of this blog I’ve included answers to many of the common questions.

I’ve done a lot of research on penis enlargement, and have learned from some who’ve gained a good amount of penis size (some more than 3 inches) who have provided me with the information on how to really gain size.

My name is David, and if you have any questions at all, shoot me an email to david@mistermanpower.net.

Have a good one!

-David Carreras
Mr. Manpower’s Guide to
Overall Manhood Enhancement

“the ultimate sex guide for men…male potency without drugs“

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