{"id":10341,"date":"2016-06-04T20:05:26","date_gmt":"2016-06-04T20:05:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/?p=10341"},"modified":"2020-07-26T12:42:07","modified_gmt":"2020-07-26T12:42:07","slug":"having-a-long-strong-penis-in-the-strip-club-joy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/having-a-long-strong-penis-in-the-strip-club-joy.php","title":{"rendered":"Having A Long, Strong Penis In The Strip Club = Joy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft wp-image-10343 mob-only\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/small-penis-in-strip-club.jpg\" alt=\"small flaccid penis strip club\" width=\"261\" height=\"261\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/small-penis-in-strip-club.jpg 348w, https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/small-penis-in-strip-club-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/small-penis-in-strip-club-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 261px) 100vw, 261px\" \/>I was out having drinks yesterday with a buddy of mine and his girlfriend.<\/p>\n<p>She was visiting him from out of town, and she said she&#8217;d like to go with him to a strip club, never having done so.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m not one to shy away from a good ol&#8217; shake joint, so I began to put in their head the idea of visiting a nearby strip club I used to frequent.<\/p>\n<p>In Miami, strip clubs don&#8217;t follow the regular rules you may hear about with strip clubs in mainstream media, movies, etc&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There\u00a0are\u00a0no rules when it comes to\u00a0touching&#8230; you can touch wherever\u00a0you&#8217;d like, however you&#8217;d like, if the girl lets you&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>They take everything off&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>They go all the way in the VIP, should you want to&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Chris Rock obviously never visited a strip club in Miami when he wrote &#8220;No Sex In The Champagne Room&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe title=\"Chris Rock - No Sex ft. Shadow\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/j9yBPcn8IqU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>We got there a bit early, around 9:30ish, and the spot was pretty empty.<\/p>\n<p>My friends\u00a0seemed a bit disappointed, and I told them just to hang in there&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>We ordered some drinks, hung out a bit, flirted with the sexy Cuban mulata bartender with the fat ass&#8230; and before long, the women started filing in.<\/p>\n<p>I still felt a bit shaky, so needed something to knock the rust off&#8230; a stripper came by, asking for a tip (they do that here, too&#8230; apparently not normal to out of towners).<\/p>\n<p>I enjoy when they ask for a tip, because you can do a whole lot for a dollar&#8230; touch where you&#8217;d like, feel what you&#8217;d like&#8230; they sometimes grab your man parts, say nasty things, it&#8217;s a fun interaction&#8230; and if you make an impact, after they &#8220;make their round&#8221;, they may come by and hang out with you for free.<\/p>\n<p>So the stripper walked by, a very pretty Brazilian with big tits, and a nice ass&#8230; I put dollar in her top, and gave her nipple\u00a0a nice squeeze.<\/p>\n<p>She still didn&#8217;t seem very &#8220;connected&#8221; to me, so I told her she was very pretty&#8230;lame, ABC game, but it was true&#8230; she was very pretty.<\/p>\n<p>This still didn&#8217;t seem to open her up yet&#8230; so then I grabbed her hand, and asked her to turn around, and let out a natural reaction:\u00a0<em>&#8220;wow, you&#8217;re sexy&#8230;&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Open sesame.<\/p>\n<p>(I came to the mental realization yesterday&#8230; women don&#8217;t care about being told they&#8217;re pretty, besides hearing it a million times, being told that they are SEXY, is far more of a turn on&#8230; knowing <em>they<\/em> are a turn on. It&#8217;s more &#8220;animalistic&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>She turned around, put her ass on my long penis, and began dancing on it, bending forward holding the chair in front of her.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally being a &#8220;grower&#8221; since birth, I&#8217;ve been able to greatly increase my flaccid penis size with natural penis enlargement exercises. Also, I didn&#8217;t know how long my flaccid penis was until that moment. It needed some &#8220;feedback&#8221; from other flesh \u2014 her butt cheeks.<\/p>\n<h2>My penis felt extremely long\u00a0hugged between her nice, big natural cheeks. I felt proud of my long, large flaccid hang. <\/h2>\n<p>Then my penis caught some &#8220;life&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>In just a few moments, I was about 60 &#8211; 70% hard&#8230; she turned around, grabbed my semi-engorged member, gave it a squeeze, and told me to <em>&#8220;put that\u00a0dinosaur\u00a0away&#8230;&#8221;<\/em> with a smirk on her face.<\/p>\n<p>Interesting, yet creative, choice of words for my penis.<\/p>\n<p>She went around, collected her tips for the dance, and then came back to me and sat on lap.<\/p>\n<p>I had a perpetual boner the rest of the\u00a0evening. She gave me her phone number, but not sure if I would ever call it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Am I Archbishop Don Juan, the biggest pimp in the world? NO&#8230; of course not.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I know these women are there for money&#8230; but out of everyone she could have hung out\u00a0with in the club that night, including many men who most likely had more cash on them, she came back to me&#8230; the one with the long, strong penis.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think it was just the penis, but having this powerful, large dick, did give me a boost of masculine confidence.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;d like to learn how to increase your flaccid penis size and naturally improve your erection strength, to have a longer, stronger penis, <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\">see here&#8230; it works<\/a><\/strong><\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Have a good one!<\/p>\n<p>-David Carreras aka Mr. Manpower<br \/>\n<strong>Mr. Manpower\u2019s Guide to<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Overall Manhood Enhancement<\/strong><br \/>\nThe ultimate sex guide for men\u2026 \u201c<em>male potency without drugs\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was out having drinks yesterday with a buddy of mine and his girlfriend. 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