{"id":239,"date":"2009-09-11T13:04:49","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T18:04:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mistermanpower.net\/blog\/?p=239"},"modified":"2020-08-01T13:40:23","modified_gmt":"2020-08-01T13:40:23","slug":"how-i-went-from-a-vienna-sausage-to-a-kielbasa-exercises-for-a-larger-flaccid-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/how-i-went-from-a-vienna-sausage-to-a-kielbasa-exercises-for-a-larger-flaccid-penis.php","title":{"rendered":"How I Went From a Vienna Sausage to Kielbasa Flaccid Penis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/how-to-make-your-flaccid-penis-bigger-e1435517808742.jpg\"><img class=\"alignleft wp-image-7306 mob-only\" title=\"kielbasa penis\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/how-to-make-your-flaccid-penis-bigger-e1435517808742-226x300.jpg\" alt=\"vienna sausage penis\" width=\"240\" height=\"319\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/how-to-make-your-flaccid-penis-bigger-e1435517808742-226x300.jpg 226w, https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/how-to-make-your-flaccid-penis-bigger-e1435517808742.jpg 425w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a>My flaccid penis used to be embarrassingly small.\u00a0 So damn embarrassing.<\/p>\n<p>I hated wearing basketball shorts or any other soft shorts that exposed the little tiny lump poking out.\u00a0 Getting out of the water at the beach was another bad experience.\u00a0 I would generally pull on my bathing suit, or act like I was adjusting (which would actually call MORE attention to my shrunken\u00a0flaccid size), until I was able to cover up with a towel.<\/p>\n<p>I avoided taking showers with girls because of the risk of them seeing my little flaccid penis before it was &#8220;ready&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I avoided dancing too close to women, because I was worried they&#8217;d be able to feel what I had going on (or not going on) under my jeans.<\/p>\n<p>Back in middle school there was an older girl named Rosie who liked me.\u00a0 During lunch one day, she was flirting with me, and leaned on my crotch area with her hand.\u00a0 Her hand fell on basically nothing.\u00a0 She pulled back, looked at me with a face of amazement\/ridicule\/disgust&#8230; and from that day on stopped talking to me. \u00a0At least with any sort of romantic interest.<\/p>\n<h3>As a fully grown adult, my flaccid penis hadn&#8217;t grown all that much since that middle school experience.<\/h3>\n<p>When I was about 22 I went on a date with a sexy little chick named Natalie.\u00a0 At some point in the date we ended up holding hands, and she commented on how little my hands were.\u00a0 They still are&#8230; too bad there aren&#8217;t any exercises to make your hands bigger&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I came back with one of those tough guy responses like, <em>&#8220;don&#8217;t let the hands fool you, I&#8217;m big where it counts&#8221;<\/em> or something along those lines.<\/p>\n<p>Stupid me, I should have known those words would come back to haunt me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Turns out Natalie ends up becoming my girlfriend.\u00a0 After sex one day, I had just ejaculated, and my flaccid penis used to shrink after ejaculation.<\/p>\n<p>She wanted an immediate round two, and reached down to my soft penis to stimulate it.\u00a0 As soon as she felt my tiny flaccid penis, she had a smirk on her face, rolled away from me, and said under her breath:<em>&#8220;small hands, small penis&#8221;<\/em>&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Do I need to tell you how much that fucked with my head?<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>I had heard about natural penis enlargement exercises, and had given them a shot before, but I never stuck with them for too long.\u00a0 I had achieved some minor gains, and saw the exercises had given me a slightly\u00a0larger flaccid penis in the first couple of weeks, but thought that it might have been\u00a0all in my head.<\/p>\n<p>But this &#8220;small hands, small penis&#8221; experience caused me to start up my interest in penis enlargement again. I began to look for the truth on these exercises. And when I look for an answer to something, I don&#8217;t stop. I have OCD to a pretty serious degree.<\/p>\n<p>First thing that I had discovered is that all penis enlargement pills are scams&#8230; any pill that claims it can make your penis bigger is a scam. Period. Do a search for your favorite &#8220;male enhancement&#8221; pill, and write &#8220;scam&#8221; or &#8220;complaint&#8221; next to it.<\/p>\n<p>While there are some devices that can increase the size of your penis, anything the device can do, you can do with your hands. And without having to dish out a couple of hundred bucks (plus penis enlargement exercises increase girth along with length).<\/p>\n<p>I luckily came across a group of guys who had dedicated to penis enlargement for years. Some of these men have gained over 3 inches, all from natural penis enlargement exercises. I saw before and after photos of the gains these men made.<\/p>\n<p>I tried out various penis enlargement routines, and took what I saw worked best from each (at least for me). I put these exercises together and began to put my penis to work.<\/p>\n<p>That was 1.5 inches ago&#8230; I was a little under 6 inches before I started these exercises, I&#8217;m now at 7.5-7.7 inches now (size fluctuates slightly from day to day, it&#8217;s strange), and I&#8217;m aiming for 8 inches&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>All it takes to make your penis bigger is patience, dedication and the proper knowledge.<\/p>\n<h3>The first thing I noticed was a SIGNIFICANT\u00a0increase in the size of my flaccid penis.<\/h3>\n<p>And over time, it has continued to grow.\u00a0 My flaccid penis is no longer a little soft thing poking out&#8230;it is now a thick, long, heavy, hanging serpent&#8230;.a little darker too&#8230;looks good though&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I have the complete opposite reaction from women nowadays.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to my\u00a0larger flaccid penis, I&#8217;ve had a number of women that I danced close with tell me that I have a big dick. This is definitely something new for me.\u00a0I had an ex-girlfriend tell me that my penis has grown since we dated&#8230; the greatest feeling in the world. Nothing to hide&#8230; a big, hanging penis in my pants now, at all times.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve outlined everything I know about these exercises for a larger flaccid penis, <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/small-flaccid-penis-increase-flaccid-size.php\">here&#8230;<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Have a good one!<\/p>\n<p>-David Carreras aka Mr. Manpower<br \/>\n<strong>Mr. Manpower\u2019s Guide to<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Overall Manhood Enhancement<\/strong><br \/>\nThe Ultimate Sex Guide for Men\u2026 \u201c<em>male potency without drugs\u201d<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/\">www.MisterManpower.net<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Related Posts:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mistermanpower.net\/blog\/can-a-girl-tell-how-big-your-penis-is-while-grindingdancing-on-you-2.php\">Can a Girl Tell How Big Your Penis is While Grinding\/Dancing on You?<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u2013<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My flaccid penis used to be embarrassingly small.\u00a0 So damn embarrassing. 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