PETA is a funny group…
A good cause… but apparently, they aren’t all about making claims with real substance behind them.
A new PETA commercial shows two couples having sex simultaneously, in side-by-side screens.
On the screen on the left, a meat eater… to the right, a vegan.
The meat eater, from the beginning of the commercial, is trying his damndest not to finish… meanwhile, the vegan is just laying back on in complete ejaculation control, allowing his lady to ride away like a bucking bronco.
Within a few seconds, the meat eater can’t hold back from cumming and blows his load, meanwhile the vegan on the other hand is cool as a cucumber…
So the meat-eaters girlfriend gets up, pissed off, and gets on her phone… (undoubtedly texting another man to finish the job, or tell her friend how terrible this guys premature ejaculation was)… and the vegan just keeps on going… lasting forever during sex.
While the vegan continues to display endless stamina (truth be told, the commercial’s only 38 seconds long… so it isn’t saying much about how long the vegan lasts during sex either), the man leaves the apartment, walks outside…. and then an AC unit falls on his head…
The idea is cool, but total bullshit.
PETA released an accompanying press release to the commercial, saying (essentially) the following:
- A vegan diet tackles all physical causes of impotence, including high cholesterol, obesity, diabetes, prostate cancer or inflammation, and hormonal imbalances…
- A recent study suggest that men who eat high flavonoids, found in fruits like strawberries, blueberries and apples can reduce their chances of ED by over 20 percent (I wrote about this in my last blog post, actually).
- Each person who goes vegan saves 100 animals a year from suffering terrible deaths.
Now… these three points are actually true, but am I the only person that knows enough about sex to know that ED has nothing to do with premature ejaculation?
Tell that to teenagers!! The number one sufferers of premature ejaculation. They have stronger, naturally better functioning bodies than any man in his 20’s, 30’s and up, testosterone surging through their bodies, rock hard erections from just a passing breeze… but can’t last long during sex for shit!
Am I mad because I’m a meat eater, and love me a huge medium-rare T-bone? No.
I’m mad because the commercial is outright false, and actually somewhat insulting (especially if you’re suffering from premature ejaculation – I used to, badly, so I can relate)…
Or let’s even add to that… a 2010 study has shown that men with more belly fat… fatter men… men who undoubtedly have higher cholesterol and hormonal imbalances (on average)… LAST LONGER DURING SEX!
So GTF outta hea’ PETA! And take your spinach wraps with ya!
I have nothing against vegans… to each his own.
I don’t try and get them to become meat eaters, and I don’t like if they try and get me to convert, either… that’s just as annoying as a religious zealot trying to convince you to join their church.
And I get what PETA is trying to do here… save animals.
That’s cool… but shit, in nature, animals are killing each other up on a daily basis (in far more terrifying & painful ways)! And as long as an animal is not going extinct, what’s the big deal?
Bring on the bacon!
So What If You Really Want to Last Long During Sex?
There are a number of natural ways to last long during sex… if you like the whole herbal topic, winter savory has been shown to help men last longer in bed.
If you want to go the medical route, a low dose of an ssri can greatly delay ejaculation (and you can actually take dapoxetine on an on-demand basis).
Or if you want to learn how to last long during sex on your own, without any outside help, you have two options:
Any questions, let me know!
Have a good one!
-David Carreras aka Mr. Manpower
Mr. Manpower’s Guide to
Overall Manhood Enhancement